假如华莱士还活着,要求采访習煮席,会发生什么?

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习:衣服……宽的……真……快啊……

华:什么鬼?

以下是正文:

华:你是世界上最后一个共产主义独裁者。

习:朕想要当华盛顿,而不是拿破仑。

华:所以说你不是独裁者吗?

习:废话!你是不是吃饱了没事干?

华:可是美国有一句话,说如果一只鸟看着像鸭子、叫起来……

(嘭!)

华莱士卒

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i think i shall not point my fingers toward the Chinese president this time. And, also, I wouldn't ask such naive a question whether he would call himself a dictator cos obviously he is ,though the people wouldn't let out the truth just in order to make big money , I genuinely consider such naive question to be just not corresponding to the knowledge I have .

窝老洋文坏得很啊 酱

首先,都不一定敢答应,其次,即使采访,中间夹个翻译,很尴尬,

Guest - 一个字都不写

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不给签证。

Too_Simple - Stay young, stay simple, and always be naive.

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疯狂暗示翻译。

但是估计事实上翻译也不敢说出真实内容。

裆燃啦包子很有可能连批准都不会批准,然后为了避免弄出个大新闻把消息都封锁掉。

ah3078033 - 隐居伊利诺伊州的膜法少女

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W:good morning

X:good morning,how are you?

W:I'm fine,thanks,and i want ask you a few question if you don't mind.

X:can I borrow you pencil?

W:what?

X:thank you

W:....so....... your welcom.....ok,let's start it.Let's starting form with the first question,about Xinjiang......

X:一屎看看英国历史

W:what?

X:一屎看看英国历史

W:I......am not sure what you ask,M. Xi

X:一屎看看英国历史

W:Have you just spoken german"ich kann kein englisch?"“I don't speak ENGLISH”,DID YOU?

X:马勒戈壁的,什么狗屁华莱士,英语都不会说。美国记者的水平真是太低了!

藻葉 - 凸殃突心咅(poǔ),身瘫死奶溢屋

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clothes stretch so wide

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